(via mjwatson)
the sorting hat:you can go in Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you want?
me:which will make people trust me unquestioningly?
the sorting hat:the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going in Slytherin
me:that's fair.
me:which will make people trust me unquestioningly?
the sorting hat:the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going in Slytherin
me:that's fair.
"Loneliness does not come from having no people around one, but from being unable to communicate the things that seem important to oneself, or from holding certain views which others find inadmissible."
~ Carl Jung (via psych-facts)
(via microcomets)

"I want to drink the thought of you away, but knowing me, I’d forget my own name before I’d forget yours."
~ and you do not understand how much I hate myself for that. (via fagg)
First things first, food. I have to consume about 10,000 calories a day. Oh you definitely met the right girl.
(via seesawsyg)
Hermione:Merlin I hate Malfoy
Ginny:Same
Hermione:Yeah what an attractive asshole
Ginny:Er-
Hermione:The most gorgeous git
Ginny:
Hermione:A fabulous fucker
Ginny:Same
Hermione:Yeah what an attractive asshole
Ginny:Er-
Hermione:The most gorgeous git
Ginny:
Hermione:A fabulous fucker